It’s the real deal today, real Fastnachts (thanks to our GM Mr. Dorsey). Fausnachts were made so that lard, sugar, fat, and butter would not go to waste before Lent. I keep butter in the freezer, sugar in Tupperware, and lard (crisco) in the pantry. I know it 2018 and we can preserve better and longer, but I’ll gladly celebrate any day to have a donut. I hope the Fastnacht fairy stops by your office.